My April Fool’s joke #makeup pic used as a #meme, again..el oh el. I keep getting tagged in this one so I’m reposting to let you all know I seent it & I’m laughing with you 👍🎉 dying at the “MAC…Donald’s” 😭
The face I made when this dusty, wonky liner, creased-greasy eyeshadow chick was talking about makeup skills, looked dead in my eyes and said, “you’re like ALMOST as good as ME!😀” #bishWhet
Side eye game is forever aggressive & meant to mame..I make this face a lot, so I’ve heard. I’ve also seen some memes done of this already…so terrible, such funny. Wow.
Photo by @shrinkle
Colorful mess headed to the Roosevelt hotel to hang out with my @occmakeup fam
Once upon a dream, I was flying in the middle of the night in an airplane, headed to Barbados. I couldn’t sleep, so I looked out the window and saw a massive cloud exploding with bright flashes and bolts of white & sometimes orange #lightning. It was one of those frightening/beautiful mother nature moments. Gorgeously haunting.
Wearing @occmakeup technopagan #liptar for @sephora in Mission Viejo! I’ll be there til 6pm, come say hi!
Rushed sleepy business lady face! When my under eye bags are extra, I just panda the liner. 👌 Headed to @sephora in Fashion Valley, San Diego! Come say hi, I’ll be there til 6pm!
#makeup (at Sephora - Fashion Valley)
Me & my trusty business lady, ribbon carry-on made it! But, no room tour because i’m tired! maybe tomorrow, gotta get to bed & be ready for another fun @sephora day, here in San Diego! 😴😴 …oh but did you see the sour pic of my face @shrinkle posted 😭 it’s my favorite ever. Plz meme it. So far there are two really good ones😹✌️ (at Hilton San Diego Mission Valley)
This weekend I’ll be busy visiting #sanDiego & #missionViejo @sephora on behalf of @occmakeup! Come say hi and get some #liptar on!!
Do I even blend?? Seriously, I guess not. 😪 Found another new favorite artist @doyouevenblend via #queenofblending tag, who displays phenomenal work, without painful editing. There are unedited people out there, I know it! We just have to keep a steady eye out, don’t lose hope! Sigh. So good. I quit. I’m tapping out. That neon & black. I need lessons. 🙌
Using the new #urbandecay Naked2 Basics palette all on the eyes, #sugarpill poison plum in the brows, #illamasqua Tease lipstick + some gloss. ❤️ Honestly, the orig basics palette is still gonna be the one I grab for. The eyeshadows in #2 are really soft, pigmented, are really easy to blend and are cool-toned. These shadows are super friendly! I have no real issues with this palette, I just prefer my brown self in warmer shades when it comes to quick “every day” looks! 🌞
This excites me because I’m a big fan of the 1st one! It’s so used & battered from use & traveling, I’m too embarrassed to show it haha I got freshly tweezed brows and an hour of free time to play with this new one- @urbandecaycosmetics Naked2 Basics Palette
Obsessing over @lotstar ‘s recent flawless #lip shots. I love her #makeup concepts & execution, truly a wonderful artist & pretty cool lady all around! Check her out!!! 💋
Since people think I forgot where I “started,” because I reposted a meme calling people out. This is me in my mindless Mac days & myspace selfie glory, down to the watermarked MySpace URL. But I assure you, I wasn’t going around calling myself a celebrity or pro makeup artist. I was just a teen playing with my face, in the bathroom. Even after attending makeup school, it was difficult for me to say I was an MUA. It didn’t feel right, I wasn’t working as one! Even still, If you’re just starting out like I was, that stupid meme is NOT for YOU. 😑 From MY perspective, it’s calling out some of these “instafamous” people who think 384573828 followers, overly edited selfies & endorsements from big companies who truly only care about your follower count, make them a pro. That’s who I had in mind. It’s all very “funny” to me. My how the times have changed! Fakery seems more and more the way to be these days. It’s amazing to me & I promise I’m not the only one who notices it. At least I’m honest and consistently catty, bitchy, whatever you want to call me. If you also want to question where my client photos are, scroll through my feed, visit my website, go find my model mayhem, go look on my “other faces” album on FB..it’s not as frequently updated as it used to be because my rates and type of bookings I now intake have changed. It’s funny how most emails are now asking me how much to get me to post something on IG.. ✌️but anyway, hi! Good morning, happy Monday, make it a colorful one! #babyClownola
Sewwww YUMMM #redondoBeach #skrimps (at Quality Seafood Redondo Beach)